the future is here: Bacon quilt

the newest breakthrough in food technology.

scientists have recently begun fusing multiple pieces of bacon together into what they are calling a “bacon quilt”.

while no one knows for sure what direct ramifications this will have on modern food production, farm subsidies, and fast food, rest assured that BLT’s and bacon wrapped hot dogs will never be the same again.

~ by leisurecane on January 15, 2009.